It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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