I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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