If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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