Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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