found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she peed on how many people?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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