he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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