Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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