How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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