I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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