I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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