Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
