is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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