Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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