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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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