Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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