i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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