well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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