For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just invented taco cereal.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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