Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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