he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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