I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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