according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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