You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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