So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
In America we eat man semen.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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