Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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