youre lurking in front of me
Small penises have feelings too.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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