My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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