White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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