he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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