I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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