you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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