omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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