don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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