The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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