Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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