This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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