well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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