You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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