i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just took my morning after pill in the library
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
And then he peed in my hair
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