singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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