i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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