im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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