Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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