no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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