Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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