are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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