my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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