...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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