can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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