he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She said her name was "party"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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