I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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