remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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