He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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