Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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