the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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