just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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