I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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