just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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